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Night Watching
12/6
When I was growing up, my dad wasn't real big on hugs. He didn't call me "princess" or kiss me on the forehead when he came home from work. But I didn't feel like I missed out or anything. Just being there, putting up with my silly adolescent nonsense and never having us want for anything was good enough. And every Christmas Eve night he read The Night Before Christmas to me. Even when I was a little too old for it, I insisted he read it to me anyway. It was laughable, but tradition. And although I am definitely too old for it now, there's still a place in that inner child in all of us that wants to hear the story again. Better yet, come out and see Clement Clarke Moore's infamous poem come to life when the 2003 Dallas Metropolitan Ballet gives its rendition of A Visit to St. Nicholas (a.k.a. The Night Before Christmas). Guest artists include Julie Diana and Zachary Hench from the San Francisco ballet along with Mindaugas Bauzys. Performances are at the McFarlin Auditorium on the Southern Methodist University campus in Dallas. Show times are 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on December 6 and 2 p.m. on December 7. Tickets cost $10 to $35. Call 214-631-2787 or visit www.ticketmaster.com. --Jenice Johnson
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