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Much like high school, the past year in local music has been rough, including some big break-ups (Chomsky, Day of the Double Agent), some bigger breakdowns (Trees, Club Dada) and some shitty parties (Dallas Music Festival).
But again, like high school, we all got throughÂand even had some fun on the way. Thank the areaÂs best musicians for that. In spite of shakeups all over the city, this past year saw the scene prove its creative muscle and make its marks, so letÂs treat this yearÂs awards for what they really areÂa cap-and-gown token of gratitude to the music that has survived (and thrived) in a year that hasnÂt exactly been easy.
And remember, this is your token. After helping with FebruaryÂs open nominations (your choices were split with a panel of local DJs, record label employees, club owners, Web site owners and writers), your 3,627 votes decided the 23 winners on the following pages. There werenÂt many surprises in the voting (unless the Burden Brothers single award seems small compared with last yearÂs eight), though a few categories were heatedÂvotes for female singer, cover band and best act in town were neck-and-neck until the polls closed.
Longtime readers will notice a few changesÂseparate categories for best guitarist, bassist and drummer were combined into an instrumentalist category, which put deserving players on keyboard, fiddle and pedal steel onto the ballot. Since this is a rock-dominated city, the rock category is now split between hard and indie (the latter of which I still find ill-fitting, since, uh, isnÂt everybody independent out here?). Electronic music, once ill-matched on the ballot with DJs, now shares a category with the experimental genreÂnot perfect, but an improvement. And last, after 10 years of ignoring the Internet, weÂre giving local music Web sites their DOMA day in the sun.
In the graduation spirit, you can be nice and say there are no losers hereÂeverybody passed their classes and did a damn fine job. But the 23 graduates with honors marks on their caps got Âem for a reason. Congratulations. ÂSam Machkovech
Sorta
Best Act in Town
Humility is overrated. Every year, we talk to winning bands that are meek about their victories--"It's an honor," "I didn't expect this at all," all that Sally Field junk. Can't blame 'em, but those are veiled attempts to be polite about the "YESYESYES" sensation that swells up for the honor. You won't get that from Sorta.
"We didn't do anything this year," bassist Danny Balis says flatly. "I don't even know how to explain that, how we got nominated." He then rolls out the shit list: The band played very few concerts in 2005. That's because they were recording Strange and Sad but True, an album that is collecting dust until its official August 2006 release date. And when asked about the best act award point-blank, he's blunt: "I don't think we're even close!"
Whatever, Mr. Fartypants--the victory makes plenty of sense. The quintet's elements are among the most solid in town, from Trey Johnson's heart-on-the-floor vocals to Carter Albrecht's knows-when-to-flaunt, knows-when-to-hold-back pedal steel. More important, though, the disparate ingredients add up to a mission statement in SaSbT, an album that isn't hard rock, indie rock, country/roots or any other pigeonholed pop genre. Johnson reiterates the band's old joke: "We are Sorta, after all."
But there's no ambivalence on killer tracks like heartbreaking album opener "Buttercup" and aimed-at-the-sky rocker "Lazybones," tracks that assert the band's identity as more than a post-Wilco genre blend but the kind of genre-agnostic semi-Southern beauty that could only come from a city like Dallas. The new songs leaked onto MySpace a few months ago, which may have been enough to win over voters, and the band's reduced concert calendar brought out their largest audiences yet. Even if the past year leaves the band members scratching their heads about the victory, they know that it's been their biggest year of preparations yet.