I never took an art class after middle school, and looking back I'm super bummed about itâit would have been nice to graduate from pasta art and magazine...
Even though Dallas just lost the Bootstraps Comedy Theater Company to Chicago, the void was slapped, spanked and quickly filled by The Angry Dominatrix, "a new production...
Ever since that Jackson guy started spilling his paint cans on canvases and calling it art, art itself has become harder and harder to figure out. Is the spilled orange juice...
Do you know what the difference is between Vince McMahon, the head honcho of World Wrestling Entertainment, and David Stern? McMahon knows his sport is rigged. Stern, the NBA's...
The idea of a "friendly" match is lost on soccer teams. As an outsider looking inâand to be honest, a soccer nimrodâwhen I heard that the...
God help the person who buys a ticket to Bob Saget's Sunday night show thinking theyâre about to enjoy the comedy stylings of mild-mannered Full House dad...
I adopted my dog 11 years ago from a Society For the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) shelter. She's a little bit crazy and doesn't always listen, and we also have yet...
As a kid, I figured I'd be rich by now from selling my baseball card collection or my old Star Wars toys. Somehow it never occurred to me that there were 10 million other kids...
Here's a li'l factoid for all you former Rimbaud-reading, snake-skin-boot-wearing, mushroom-munching boomer kids: Jim Morrison would have turned 65 this year. That's right, the...
Comedian Tony Rock is probably sick of people mentioning heâs Chris Rock's little brother. But, he'd be compared to Chris even if they...
A vacation to Napa? Right. A winery tour just isn't in the budget. Or is it? Thanks to Nana and Napa's Summers Estate Wines, I could throw down a mere $150 (OK, maybe it's not...
Due to that Jason Kidd trade (the move that propelled the Mavs into championship contention, right?) the New Jersey Nets now have the Mavs' first-round selection in this year's...
For years after seeing Spielberg's thriller Jaws, I naturally assumed every lake, pond and swimming pool was a deathtrap with its own great white. Sure the shark's jerky...
Don't bother saving the whales. It would be like pouring water on a book in a burning library. Instead, let's join together with our global neighbors and save the whales' home....
High School Musical is the latest in "love conquers all" movie propaganda, and now it's coming to town as a stage show. Once again, boy and girl fight impossible odds against...
At the Reebok Heroes Celebrity Baseball Game this Saturday, I have two missions. Mission No. 1: Find Wade Boggs and hound him until he answers my question. And no, I don't care...
I have a confession to make. Ready? Back when I was 13 or so, I had a major boner for the Gin Blossoms. Not an "Oh my god, they're so hot!" boner, but rather a good,...
Hard to tell who gets a bigger kick out of A Year With Frog and Toad—the kiddos in the seats at Dallas Children's Theater or the big people who bring them. There's...
The words "user-generated content" usually mean you're about to encounter one of two things: an irritating Super Bowl commercial made by 16-year-olds, or another dramatic...
Who would have ever thought Stone Temple Pilots would top off 16 drug- and drama-addled years by hitting the road for a reunion tour? I'll admit it: not me. Then again, rehab's...